Teo Contessa HimPoli

hy!:D....I don''t know how to delete a journal...so...I wrote in this ..nothing...And please..leave a comment :))

RHF:-Hy!you give a autograph please?

VV:-Yes...of course...

RHF:-I want sa te fut!

VV:-What?

RHF:-Aaaaa...I want to make a photo with you!:D

VV:-Oh,yes,sure...

RHF:Tonight..at hotel...

VV:-???What?What will happen there?

RHF:-Tonight..at hotel I will eat a big pizza!

VV:-Oh...

RHF:-Thnx for autograph and photo

VV:-You welcome :D

ass=cur

fuck you=te fut

suck my dick=sugi pula

bitch=curva

Stupid asshole=cur prost

Kiss my ass=pupa-ma in cur

Asshole=cretin

My life is just a pile of crap=viata mea este doar un morman de rahat

Piss=pisa

shit=rahat

I don't give a shit=nu dau nici un rahat

Penis, dick, cock=penis,pula

Tits=sani

Lick my ass=linge-mi curu

cunt=pizda

Go to hell=du-te dracu! sa te ia naiba! , dute naibii!

fag =poponar

wank=a se masturba

damn = a blestema

scum = mizerie

balls = coaie

spotty dick = pula cu pete

hahahahahaha!!!!!It's funny..I hope that's no so vulgar..

Now you can oath your friends...or enemyes...in romanian....

And you say : "-sugi pula"..and he is asking you what you say..

And you answer:"I say that you are beautifull!"...or..."Your my best friend!"